The Kiwi Myth That Kept Us from Tasting Tricolore Gouda?

Let’s have a quick yarn, eh?
Somewhere along the way, Kiwis got told that cheese with colour was “too fancy”, “too fake”, or “for overseas people.”
So we stuck with the safe stuff — mild, yellow, and, well… kinda boring.

But here’s the twist — Tricolore Gouda isn’t fake at all.
No weird additives, no gimmicks — just pure Dutch craftsmanship and natural herbs doing their thing.

Each colour tells its own story:

  • Green for basil and garden herbs — fresh as your backyard after rain.

  • Orange for tomato and paprika — sweet, warm, a little bit fiery.

  • White for creamy Gouda base — smooth, mellow, and oh-so-Dutch.

When you put them together, you don’t just get a pretty cheese — you get a flavour rainbow that actually makes sense. It’s the kind of cheese that looks great on your platter and makes people go, “What’s that one again?”

Recipe: Tricolore Gouda Toast Stack (The Kiwi Colour Comeback)

Ingredients:

  • 3 slices of Tricolore Gouda (green, orange, white layers)

  • Sourdough or ciabatta bread

  • A smear of basil pesto

  • Sliced tomato

  • Olive oil for brushing

  • A pinch of sea salt

How to Make:

  1. Brush bread with olive oil and toast both sides till golden.

  2. Smear a little pesto, add sliced tomato.

  3. Lay on the Tricolore Gouda — let it melt slowly till the colours swirl.

  4. Sprinkle salt and watch your toast turn into an edible sunset.

Myth Busted:

It’s not artificial — it’s artisanal.
Dutch cheesemakers use natural herbs and spices, not dyes. So go on, mate, grab that colourful wedge and show off at your next BBQ.
It’s Gouda, not glitter.

Perfect Pairing:

A crisp Sauvignon Blanc or even a cold Kiwi lager — the freshness cuts right through the creamy herb layers.

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