Tales of Gouda!
Which Gouda Are You? — Take the Cheese Personality Quiz!
We know you’ve got great taste — but have you ever wondered which Gouda flavour truly matches your vibe?
Answer a few quick questions and we’ll tell you your cheese soulmate — from the mysterious Black Lemon to the smooth-talker Creamy Havarti, or the bold Cumin Gouda that packs a punch.
Grab your wine, settle in, and let’s find your flavour personality
How Many Gouda Flavours Have You Actually Tried?
Sure, you’ve had plain Gouda — maybe smoked, maybe aged. But have you really tasted the full story? Because Gouda isn’t just cheese — it’s a whole world of flavour. From truffle and coffee to pesto and whiskey, each one tells a different tale. Let’s find out how many you’ve actually met.
5 Mistakes You’re Making with Red Pesto Gouda
You finally got your hands on that stunning Red Pesto Gouda — rich, tangy, and as pretty as a sunset. But if you’re still eating it like a regular cheddar, we need to talk. Here are the top 5 mistakes Kiwis make (and how to set them right).
How to Store Smoked Gouda? (So It Doesn’t Go Sad and Sweaty)
You’ve treated yourself to a block of smoky, creamy perfection — now don’t let it dry out or go soggy. Here’s how to keep your Smoked Gouda fresh, flavourful, and ready for that next platter night.
Wait… Coffee and Cheese? I Thought It’d Be Sweet — Until I Tasted It.
You hear Coffee Gouda and think dessert, right? I did too — until that first bite. Turns out, this Dutch beauty isn’t sugary at all — it’s smooth, earthy, and dangerously addictive.
Why Kiwis Are Eating Gouda the Wrong Way?
We love our cheese boards, aye? But here’s the thing — most Kiwis are munching Gouda all wrong. Don’t worry, we’re not judging… just here to set the cheese record straight.
Who Tossed My Salad? (With Aged Gouda, Obviously)
It’s not your average salad, mate. Crunchy curly endive, creamy dill mayo, a punch of pickled onion — and that hero moment when Aged Gouda struts in, smooth, nutty, and a little bossy.
What If Peppa Found Gouda Instead of Puddles?
If Peppa Pig came to New Zealand, she wouldn’t be jumping in muddy puddles — she’d be diving into creamy Dutch Gouda at Global Cheese Boutique. Because once you taste the good stuff, even Peppa would hang up her gumboots.
The Kiwi Myth That Kept Us from Tasting Tricolore Gouda?
For years, Kiwis thought colourful cheese meant food colouring or fake flavour. Spoiler alert — they were wrong. The truth behind Tricolore Gouda is as natural (and delicious) as a summer day in Auckland.

